When only the freshest will do.

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Enough of the blah blah, get to the ha ha
Old Timey Gravy
(I ain' fer it, I'm again it)
forget this. Take me back to
New Fangled Gravy
(It's fangled!)
Gravy:
Since 1992
(but it's a new counter so climb up off me)